Because Malört wasn’t weird enough
Jeppson’s Malört was born in 1933, so it appears to pre-date mezcal con gusano — so you could be forgiven if you thought Malört was the original “dare ya” bottle. But pechuga mezcal — with raw chicken and even calf’s head — dates back to the 1800s. So … maybe that’s the original “dare ya” bottle. Regardless, this mezcal barrel-aged Malört mash-up is the first “double-dog dare ya” bottle, so get yours while they last! Only available for in-person, to-go purchase at CH Distillery’s tasting room on Randolph St in Chicago’s West Loop … because something this explosive can’t be transported by third parties. Ten dollars from each bottle sale goes towards building new offices for Oaxacan NGO SiKanda, so even if you don’t feel good after drinking this bottle, you can feel good after drinking this bottle.